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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Nazi's concealed weapon? Auschwitz blade!"

"I have orange skin, a lot of green and dislike mexicans. Who am I? A orange tree."

"The reason we only have 1 moon is because if there were 2 they would look like a big pair of titys & everyone would die of horneyness"

"Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road? No guts."

"DID YOU KNOW: The average Apple worker works 16 hours longer than the average Apple battery."

"Why do blacks keep on getting stronger? TVs are getting heavier."

"I'll dress up like your Dad and hug you at the finish line of a 5K if you promise to never post any Facebook pics of you running ever again."

"I'd get in the back of their van if they told me they had a phone charger in it."

"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Patient."

"I was arrested yesterday for stealing eggs. I could've sworn they were free range."