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Joke of the Day

"Ronda Rousey in her latest match.. She really did suffer the agony of da feet."

"Two sausages are sizzling in a pan.... One says ""Do you think it's hot in here?"" The other says ""oh my god a talking sausage!"""

"Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing."

"Little Mermaid: I want to be where the people are Me: trust me u dont"

"I need constant reassurance, right?"

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."

"Days after a massive F5 tornado hits Mississippi.. ...financial experts estimate it did over 50 million dollars worth of good."

"A vegan, a cross fitter and an engineer walk into a bar No they didn't, they couldn't decide who got to tell the bouncer at the door what they do."

"Complimented Taylor Swift on her shirt yesterday and now she's in a tree outside my window with a guitar and a wedding dress. Send.Help.Now."

"Before I had my son, I used to hate kids. Now I just hate yours."