215820
Joke of the Day
"There is no ""ea"" in Tim."
Next Joke
"What do you get when you cross a Drug cartel and a Mafia lord? Probably killed."
"After seeing a commercial for Toddlers In Tiaras, I realise Darth Vader wasn't the worst parent ever."
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims"
"What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with? A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks"
"What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust? Watch your step"
"What do you call a disabled cub scout? A nub scout."
"I've found the perfect weight-loss system for Americans. Convert to the metric system and lose half your weight in just seconds."
"Do you know what makes darks better than whites? Not dropping all your fucking socks"
"did you hear about the circus fire? it was intense"