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Joke of the Day
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims"
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"How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? How many do you want?"
"What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese? Nanking Donuts"
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my dick"
"Two Men Walk Into A Bar Its okay, they're getting stitches at the hospital."
"What do STDs and jokes have in common? They're both easily spread."
"What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food? He got Pasta-toots."
"Don't let the door hit you on the way out! *guy looks back and laughs, the door punches him in the back of the head*"
"You know why paedophiles don't play Skyrim? No lollygagging."
"Just once, wouldn't it be good to hear an athlete thank Natural Selection for his team's victory?"