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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a disabled cub scout? A nub scout."
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"Growing up, I always wanted to be someone. Now that I'm old, I've realised I should have been more specific."
"Jane Austen really squandered the opportunity to write a sequel called ""2 Proud 2 Prejudiced."""
"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"
"How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?"
"Math is like another language 2n+2n is 4n to me"
"What is the most popular brand of Indian vodka? Patel One."
"90% of life is just having the courage to show up. The other 30% is just checking the math."
"I caught a lot lizard the other day.... Keeping it in a cage with hot rocks till i figure out what to feed it..."
"If Batman left church early... Would it be a Christian Bale?"