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Joke of the Day
"What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust? Watch your step"
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"Why does it feel like time slows down during the day when you're at work and rapidly speeds up at night when you get home?"
"I used to have a part time job helping a one-armed typist write capital letters It was shift work."
"I guess you could say Mendeleev's Birthday comes around periodically."
"A dude goes to the doctor , the doctor says ""sir you have to stop masturbaiting "" the patient asks why? The doctor goes ""cause i'm trying to examine you"""
"What do you give a teenage girl who can't even? A two-torial!"
"What do you call a Mexican that lives in Maine An L.L.Beaner"
"Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers? ze Hoegaarden."
"Yesterday it was so hot that my gun started overheating. It was sweating bullets."
"wtc that awkward moment when your crush asks who your crush is"