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Joke of the Day

"What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with? A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks"

"From my 91 year old grandpa Q: What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? A: You can't hear a vita-min."

"I've found a place with 90% recycling rate r/jokes"

"To satisfy a women: praise her, pamper her, cuddle her, hold her, kiss her, talk to her , listen to her, respect her, LOVE her...to satisfy a man, suck his cock JOB DONE !!"

"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he"

"A guy came to me at the bar the other day and said ""Hey bartender, I don't have much money so give me a cheap shot!"" . . I told him ""your mom is ugly and your breathe stinks"""

"I swallowed my NyQuil with a 5 Hour energy and a latte and now my pet unicorn Steve and I are off to bake cheesecakes."

"What does Pac Man do when he's not eating dots? I don't know, probably just wakaround for a little while."

"I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there's always loads of black people hanging around."

"Me:Did you have a ruff day? Dog: Me:What? That was funny! Dog: Me:Do you not like puns? Dog: Me:I think I'm high. Dog:Did you smoke my weed?"