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Joke of the Day

"After seeing a commercial for Toddlers In Tiaras, I realise Darth Vader wasn't the worst parent ever."

"My mother picked up an Oreo but dropped it... My father looks and her and says, ""too bad you have butter fingers when you want an Oreo."""

"After weeks of speculation that the new pope would be black... ...alter boys at the Vatican are letting out a collective sigh of relief"

"I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."

"Bought some shoes from my drug dealer Pretty shitty ones though, he's a drug dealer, not a shoe salesman."

"Donald Trump can prove he's not a misogynist by banning ""Just For Men"" And Make America Gray Again."

"Two peanuts where walking down the street... One was assaulted."

"Meanwhile, at the bar: Batman: ""Whisky."" Aquaman: ""Appletini."" ""WHAT?"" ""It's vodka, apple schnapps..."" ""You're off the Justice League."""

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I haven't had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"A girl said to her boyfriend ""let's do it doggy style"" The guy said, sure. But we need to find a street where nobody knows us first."