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Joke of the Day
"did you hear about the circus fire? it was intense"
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"Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? It made him mean."
"What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse? Veni Vidi Veni"
"Just saw a friend I haven't seen in 5 years ...he says: ""I still use your Netflix password!"""
"A radio said to the female radio... -Let's make some some baby radios! To which the female radio replied: -I can't, I am stereo"
"WAITER: what can i get you ME: what do you recommend WAITER: i recommend that you tell me what you want to eat"
"I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me."
"Andrew Johnson was the first US leader to ever be impeached. You could say it was unpresidented."
"What bee is forbidden to the Muslims? Haram-bee"
"""My girlfriend is 41 years old"" - ""My girlfriend is 41 years old."" - ""Dude, wth?! She can be your mom!!!"" - ""Yes, but she's yours"" - ._."