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Joke of the Day

"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's already lit fam."

"Q: What do they use frozen band-aids for? A: Cold cuts."

"I'm okay with selling fake ID's to minors because they're all organ donor cards."

"Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago."

"Scientists say, six out of seven dwarves are not happy. -- As seen on QI."

"Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's Day card out of my psychiatrist bills."

"Do you remember when the most annoying thing on the Internet was a dancing baby? Yeah, good times"

"how to tell your girl shes getting fat (actual convo on valentines day with my girl) me-i love fruit, her-i love chips, me- you better start to love fruit or youl love handles"

"What is a capitalist's favorite fetish? Vore, because it's all about consumption"

"Sources are saying Geno Smith threw the first punch but it landed a few yards short and was returned for a touchdown."