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Joke of the Day
"Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's Day card out of my psychiatrist bills."
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"What does Hitler call something that makes him mad? Infuhrerating"
"Where do cannibals get their vegetables from? the coma ward."
"Ban land mines now! It's time to put our foot down."
"I said to this bloke,""I'm going to be performing in the play *Hamlet* at a local theatre."" He said,""Are you being facetious?"" I said,""No- Polonius."""
"What kind of hair do oceans have? ...Wavy hair."
"What's green and eats nuts... Syphilis."
"I'm starting to think some of you are actually on Facebook. You know we just joke about being Facebook right?"
"If nothing else, the iOS7 update has proved it's usefulness by automatically adding the little accent mark to the word jalapeno for me."
"[paddling silently along the amazon in 2-man kayak taking in it's beauty] *from behind me* you know they named this after a website"