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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do they use frozen band-aids for? A: Cold cuts."
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"What's a pirate's favorite workout program? Pirates (pronounced like pilates)"
"MORON joke Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal? He found steel wool pads in her bathroom."
"Polceman: ""I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."" Man: ""What's the charge?"" Polceman: ""Oh there's no charge. It's all part of the service."
"A man walks into a strop club and asks how much it costs to come inside. The man at the door says ""it's going to cost at least 1000 dollars to cum inside sir"""
"If The Beatles were from Hawaii... What would they have called their song, ""Hello Goodbye?"""
"Michael Cera probably apologizes and gives back cars in Grand Theft Auto"
"Imagine me naked. Wrong. Fatter."
"I think I'm finally becoming more mature. Now when I watch Spongebob I usually agree with Squidward."
"I like my meat the way I like my grades... ...Well Done."