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Joke of the Day

"Do you remember when the most annoying thing on the Internet was a dancing baby? Yeah, good times"

"If I ever lose a hand I'll replace it with a single nunchuck on a chain"

"I have a knock knock joke. You start."

"Cop: you're under arrest Me: no you are *cop arrests me* Me: fine but next time it's my turn"

"An exchange in Frasier Niles: she was eerily calm. She just stood there rubbing her ocelot. Martin: you know they got a cream for that"

"Why did the black man cross the road? To catch the chicken (Btw I came up with this myself)"

"Note to self: Do NOT try shopping for a pearl necklace online. Ever. Again."

"What does OSU and Ronda Rousey have in common? They were both undefeated until the final kick."

"I'm pretty busy today, so if you could just go ahead and offend yourself for me that would be great. Thanks!"

"Just did a spot on imitation of a new born calf while trying to gracefully exit a hammock."