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Joke of the Day
"Scientists say, six out of seven dwarves are not happy. -- As seen on QI."
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"Why should you not trust atoms? They make up everything."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van."
"I can't count how many times I failed maths at school."
"Those goddamn Asian drivers....... Always crashing my PC"
"Hey babe, are you a Sasquatch? Because I'm a cryptozoologist and I've been looking for you my whole life."
"How can you tell that your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
"What do you call a lost crayon? a Strayola"
"My 13 yo niece is ""experimenting with alcohol"" according to my dad. Like she's keeping a ledger of her findings. ""12/21/09: Scotch. Woo!"""
"Sleeping with me is a lot like sleeping with a stuffed animal. But that's only after I've eaten Mexican food."