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Joke of the Day

"Sources are saying Geno Smith threw the first punch but it landed a few yards short and was returned for a touchdown."

"What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road? A wounded cheesie."

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of cunning stunts"

"I got an iPad from my chinese friend... I love homemade gifts!"

"If you watch the Game of Thrones backwards a family overcomes near death experiences to reunite happily in a castle (plus dragons shrink)."

"I just want the confidence of my grandpa in church taking a call from the pharmacy on speaker phone to confirm his Viagra prescription."

"How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is."

"women secrets? Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40."

"So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world"

"Got a $15000 parking fine!!..I didn't see a sign saying you couldn't park on pedestrians."