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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me that her gran died of food poisoning. The toughest part was acting surprised."

"I hate trying to wipe my ass without my glasses on I can't see shit"

"How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ? All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb ."

"A nurse takes a rectal thermometer from her jacket pocket ""Great. Some arsehole's got my pen"""

"A Scottish man released a love song for his wife It's called for the sheep"

"What do you call a dinosaur with herpes? ...a Cankersaurus!"

"Stop taking my book seriously - God"

"What's Adolf Hitler's favorite letter? Not z, that's for sure."

"Did you know scientists just announced diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes"

"TIL there is a real place called The Cake is a Lie seriously, what do you expect from me?"