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Joke of the Day
"A Scottish man released a love song for his wife It's called for the sheep"
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"Whenever I see a newspaper on a driveway, left out in the rain, I figure that house just forgot how to read."
"I was once kicked out of fat camp for being a little debbie downer."
"Saying that there is a huge-ass line at Wal-Mart is both ambiguous and redundant."
"Back then: You are the bomb, yo Future: You are the clock, yo"
"I looked at my girlfriend this morning... And said, ""Hey babe! Name me a [hypocorism](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hypocorism)."" To which she rolled her eyes and said, ""Honey..."""
"Fear Factor would have been much scarier if it had just been people in their twenties trying to figure out how to have careers"
"When life gives you melons, You might be dyslexic."
"A woman turns to her brother and says: ""Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?"" ""It must need Osteo-per-o-sis"" _Love it._"
"How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, two... One, two."