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Joke of the Day
"TIL there is a real place called The Cake is a Lie seriously, what do you expect from me?"
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"There's safety in numbers. Unless there's 6,000,000 of you. And you're all Jews."
"I find myself addicted to this website just like my Father before me. Guess why that is? It's He*reddit*tary."
"Oedipus apartment complex Attractive like your mom"
"I was in a band called Obese Bastards. What can I say. We went through a stage."
"Having gay parents must be horrible You either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of ""go ask your mom"""
"Why arent the americans playing chess? ...they are missing two towers."
"Why I Chose my Internet Provider I chose Cox. At least they are honest about who they are."
"How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde."
"If a telemarketer calls give the phone to your 3 yr old,and tell them its santa clause."