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Joke of the Day
"So I went to the zoo today and all they had was a dog. It was a shihtzu."
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"Electing Trump would really strengthen our dollar Sincerely, Canada"
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"""Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?"" ""Just pop it in the corner please"" It took me 2 hours."
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