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Joke of the Day

"How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ? All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb ."

"Don't give karma whores a butter joke... ...they might spread it"

"Government confiscated all the syrup from a syrup factory. Owner of the factory says, ""Why do you need all this syrup?"" The government worker says: ""That's mollasified."""

"Where did Christ get his ripped abs? Cross fit"

"I wanted to volunteer and do something good this holiday season... So I helped these dyslexic kids write letters to Satan."

"If you love Christmas so much, why don't you merry it?"

"Everybody on earth has that one person that they wish they could wake up next to. Mine is a grilled cheese sandwich."

"Spent the day dressed as a bee, gently bumping myself against my neighbor's sliding-glass door. Got the hose twice."

"Why do rogues wear leather armoe? Because it's made of hide."

"Instead of calling them flyover states we should call them comments section."