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Joke of the Day

"Stop taking my book seriously - God"

"School buses are the clock blockers of my morning commute."

"Happy Let's-Pretend-This-Relationship-Is-Still-Working Day"

"The past, the present, and the future... The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar together. It was tense."

"so my girl friend just called me a pedofile i told her that was a big word for a 5 year old"

"If a cop tazed me and then yelled ""Raiden Wins!""... I would instantly lose all animosity towards him."

"I saw two blind men fighting And I yelled out ""I'm rooting for the one with the knife"" Then they both ran away"

"*runs into restaurant* IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? ""I'm a doctor"" Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor"

"There's a TV channel where you can buy all the Pope's speeches It's called ""Papal View""."

"Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman? He never delivered."