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Joke of the Day
"I hate trying to wipe my ass without my glasses on I can't see shit"
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"Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey"
"Fortune tellers I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?"
"I told everyone at the party how much I love MC Escher and I got some weird stairs"
"Give a man fire... Keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"Why does a pony have a sore throat? Because it's a little hoarse."
"Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !"
"pedophile do you think pedophiles get depressed when they see a pregnant women walk into planned parenthood?"
"What's the difference between a seal and sea lion? One electron"
"One isn't a real number, Real numbers have curves."