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Joke of the Day
"What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler? You just don't belong."
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"I built a castle, but it turned out bad I guess I didn't put in much ef-fort"
"Army Jokes by Major Laugh"
"Why did Captain Hook cross the road? To get to the second hand shop"
"I was raised by my father. He was a competitive poker player."
"my next job http://imgur.com/r3DFIHQ"
"A guy says to God: ""God... ... to you a minute is like a million years and a penny is like a million dollars. So, could you give me a penny?"" God replies ""Sure, in a minute"""
"Two's Company, Three's a Crowd"
"Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river? Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed?"
"Wanna hear me read a receipt from a trip to the grocery store? That's how interested I am in listening to the details of your workout."