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Joke of the Day
"I built a castle, but it turned out bad I guess I didn't put in much ef-fort"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black. Bitter. And preferably farmed by African slaves"
"A friend confided in me about a peculiar birthmark on his butt. I told his secret to my friends for a laugh. I am Julian AssStrange."
"""What did two years of Spanish classes teach you in high school?"" Nadar"
"What do rich people and bad flossers have in common? Deep pockets."
"What did the watermelon say to the honeydew? ""I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."""
"Q. What do you call a Mexican vegan? A. No Whey Jose"
"Angelina Jolie needs to take some time off her busy schedule of feeding the hungry and poor in third world countries and feed herself for a change."
"According to Einstein, ""Everything is relative."" Sort of like the marriages in Alabama."
"[ 3 AM ] Friend: I got a flat and I'm stranded Me: Do you have snacks in your car? Friend: No Me: *Hangs up"