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Joke of the Day

"I built a castle, but it turned out bad I guess I didn't put in much ef-fort"

"Your momma's so fat Newt Gingrich wants to send astronauts to colonize her."

"Did you know ISIS has its own sex toy factory? There specialise in blow up dolls"

"Just imagine if Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating."

"Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam? It said ""twist to open"""

"My friend hasn't had a bite all day. So I bit him."

"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet."

"A poet and a logician were found dead earlier this week. They say the killer had no rhyme or reason."

"I heard a group of pedophiles dressed up as superheroes and molested kids at birthday parties . Apparently they called themselves the Justkids League ."

"I'm not going to make my daughter choose a religion, I'll explain the differences & when the time comes she can choose either Marvel or DC."