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Joke of the Day

"Two's Company, Three's a Crowd"

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"Girlfriend: ""babe it's hot I need a fan"" [Boyfriend starts taking pictures with her and BEGGING for autographs]"

"Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !"

"I must be fucking great in the sack Every girl I've ever had sex with has told me she wishes it had been longer!"

"What do college fish study? Algae brah... I know it sucks but it was the only joke I've ever come up with!"

"Hey men, don't be fooled by maxipad commercials. Ladies aren't really full of blue windshield washer fluid."

"Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight? It ended in a tie."

"Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!"

"DIRTY Why does Bill Clinton play saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica"