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Joke of the Day
"I was raised by my father. He was a competitive poker player."
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"And then I was all: ""I'm really getting sick of your shit, bitch."" And then she was all: ""To speak with a representative please press 7."""
"Where is Engagement, Ohio? Between Dayton and Marion."
"Why did the run-on sentence get worried? Her period came late."
"What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian Bail."
"What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!"
"How do you ask for a cigarette in spain? Tapas a snout!"
"Teacher asks to name 3 great kings Student raises hand and replies fucking, smoking, drinking"
"There were two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, ""Wow, it's really hot in here!"" The other says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"What do you call a dog who can do magic? A labracadabrador"