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Joke of the Day

"I bet nobody here knows the name of the ""unknown soldier"" It's probably because they're so undrground."

"A joke from the oldest written collection of jokes begins ""A coward is asked which are safer, warships or merchant-ships"" Dry-Docked ships he answers"

"There will only be seven planets... after I destroy Uranus"

"What do you do if you see a fireman? You put it out, man!"

"If Spider Man eats too much fruit he squirts Silly String."

"Removing make-up or as I like to say, Resetting face to factory settings."

"How do you reload a cardboard gun? With paper clips."

"What does a dog get at the vet? [FIXED]"

"Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee time to whiskey time."

"This is an X and Z conversation... Y are you in the middle?"