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Joke of the Day
"Removing make-up or as I like to say, Resetting face to factory settings."
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"(Q)....What do fat chicks and scooters have in common? (A).... They're both fun to ride until your friends find out."
"My son can go from ""omg...you're impossible I can't wait until I'm 18!"" To ""you're the best mom ever"" in a matter of $100"
"[couples therapy] HER: He's always talking down to me ME: *heavy sigh* It's called being condescending but I doubt you knew that, Karen"
"Snapple's made from ""The Best Stuff on Earth."" Really? Heroin-laced Nutella?"
"How long does an owl live? About six and a half books."
"What do penguins do in a race? They peng-win"
"What are the consequences of smoking weed? The reefercussions"
"Dorothy: Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Yellow Brick Road: I have a boyfriend."
"A mite is sitting on a fly. Fly: Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? Mite: I mite be. Fly: Stupidest pun I ever heard. Mite: What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly."