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"What does a dog get at the vet? [FIXED]"
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"A colorblind person logged onto Facebook the day SCOTUS legalized gay marriage... ""Hey everyone, why are you all advertising for '50 Shades of Grey'?"""
"In Heaven Me: I can't believe how much stuff the Bible got wrong Gid: You idiots couldn't even get my Giddamn name right"
"Carlsberg don't do Alzheimer's ... ... but they do make exceedingly good cakes."
"What did the three holes in the ground say? Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it."
"What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi. ( )"
"With everyone watching Democrats fight Democrats over tax cuts, now would be a great time for Republicans to have sex in airport washrooms."
"Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side."
"*puts sunglasses on a watermelon* *punches watermelon* ""WHERE ARE ALL THE DRUGS!"" *slams hands down* ""WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DID THEM ALL?!"""
"My teacher told me that two words should never have the same sound. What a homophonic bigot!"