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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a pitbull and a hooker? Your last blowjob."
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"I taught my parents something today... ...I guess they learned from their mistake"
"what do you say when you're out of spoons? fork it."
"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run"
"Me: So, what do you do for a living? Her: I flip houses. Me: You must have incredible lower back strength. Her: You're an idiot."
"What do you make with an Avogadro? Guaca-MOL-e"
"What's one thing you never want to hear your wife say while having sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""
"All of us had a good time with those Harambe memes Now the joke is dead because all of you little kids jumped into it."
"A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells ""Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!"" Someone else yells ""Call 911!"" The blonde yells back ""What's the number?"""
"What's the opposite of progress? The president."