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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a pitbull and a hooker? Your last blowjob."
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"Sperm Donor In search of lesbian couple."
"What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache."
"How's your day been? Grape!"
"So I had to call the urologist's office today.... They told me to please hold :("
"I hope this new health care bill also includes every American's right to a lollipop after leaving the doctor."
"What happens when a rock gets high? He gets stoned.. Badum tsss"
"What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen? Paranoid!"
"When you know it is too cold in Bay Area? When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets."
"Che: ""Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?"" Me: [picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle] ""Independence."""