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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if you see a fireman? You put it out, man!"

"What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill? Hope you're ready for the next episode"

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong sock."

"Why did they invent the shopping cart? To teach women to walk on their hind legs."

"If you need your iPhone repaired in Jerusalem, you obviously go to the Genius Bar. There, they don't serve alcohol..., ....but there's plenty of Apple Jews."

"What do you get when you cross a paraplegic and a Pentecostal? Faith-masturbation."

"I accidently put my USB through the washing machine It's still works, but it's really clean now. All the porn is gone."

"In hell, you have to find the start to Scotch Tape over and over."

"""I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"" -Me, every time I drink"

"Totally going to buy a tiny pet crow for myself. Gonna call it Micro."