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Joke of the Day
"How do you reload a cardboard gun? With paper clips."
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"The keys Home-Insert-End-Delete are together on the keyboard. Whoever created the keyboard was a big fan of one night stands."
"My fencing teacher must've been a redditor He kept shouting 'That's a riposte! That's a riposte!'"
"What do you tell a Jew with a tattoo? Nothing, you already told his grandparents 6 million times"
"Well my friend was raped by a troupe of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to her."
"""The rules are quite simple, Mr Bond: I think of a word, you guess letters in that word. If you guess wrong I draw a picture a man hanging."""
"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile"
"There's a bald spot in my yard so I'm gonna let the grass around it grow really long and then do a comb-over."
"What did the blind man say when he walked passed the fish aisle in the supermarket? Good morning, ladies."
"For twenty years my wife and I were very happy people... ...then we met."