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Joke of the Day
"How do you reload a cardboard gun? With paper clips."
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"What gives a ghost the right to haunt people? A haunting license"
"How do you organize a space party? You planet"
"So there was this fish that was swimming along and saw a wall. And said, dam!"
"A woman has sued a hospital, stating that, after recent treatment, her husband had lost interest in sex. The doctors replied: All we did was correct his eyesight'"
"Two men walk into a bar... the third guy ducked."
"Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career."
"What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!"
"The opening scene of the movie ""Saving Private Ryan"" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade."
"True: If you don't eat a whole basket of tortilla chips before your entree arrives in a Mexican restaurant it means you don't love your mom."