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Joke of the Day

"A joke from the oldest written collection of jokes begins ""A coward is asked which are safer, warships or merchant-ships"" Dry-Docked ships he answers"

"I just donated money to help create water reservoirs for families in need. It was money well spent!"

"If you use the iPhone 6 upside down, boom, iPhone 9."

"What is the difference between an Olympic runner and Hitler? An Olympic runner can finish a race."

"Women Are Like Crawfish A whole lotta' work for a little bit of tail. xd"

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep."

"So Helen Keller walks into a bar Then she walks into a table. Then she walks into a lamp. Then she walks into the wa- ok, you get the idea."

"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs I stole this joke from somewhere..."

"Googles ""what happens if you accidentally eat raw cookie dough"" [5 minutes later] ""twice"""

"Christmas is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self centred lives already in progress."