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Joke of the Day

"A joke from the oldest written collection of jokes begins ""A coward is asked which are safer, warships or merchant-ships"" Dry-Docked ships he answers"

"All of the heroes of Overwatch have natural hair colors... Because heroes never dye."

"Jason Collins joke Jason Collins finally comes out. He had to go through a hell of a lot of hoops though."

"Video games should be banned. My son just threw a turtle shell at a walking mushroom then disappeared down a green tube. Someone call 911."

"What was the last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens head before he died? I hope they're all female..."

"How does a restaurant make $1 million You start with $2 million!"

"My kids are going to be so disappointed when they figure out peer pressure is a myth and they have to actually pay for drugs in high school."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He was trying to draw the zoophile into traffic. Thanks /u/LFBR for the premise."

"Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland? Because they don't like the smell of Derry air."

"A local grocery bagger has been bagging cola on top of bread. Many were concerned that their bread would be flattened. His response to their concerns was ""It's fine. They're soft drinks"""