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Joke of the Day
"There will only be seven planets... after I destroy Uranus"
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"I had to fire my tennis doubles partner today. I told him his services were no longer required."
"The fencer thought he knew what was about to happen but... ...his opponent feinted."
"Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !"
"A blue man lives in a blue house, a red man lives in a red house, who lives in the white house? Donald Trump."
"Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up."
"How do you make an Italian deaf? Tie their hands behind their back."
"Why did Obama and liberals decide to tax aspirin? Because it's white and it works"
"We didn't like Granny sliding down the banister so we wrapped it with barbed wire. She didn't stop but it sure slows her up."
"""...but Neil Patrick Harris is ok."" (end of many homophobic statements)"