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Joke of the Day
"It's one of those days where you'll be lucky not to see me on the news."
Next Joke
"I'm just a girl, standing in my kitchen, forgetting what I came in here for."
"What does a hoverboard and a fat girl have in common? Reddit gets mad when you call them that"
"There is always that one person you want to punch for no reason every-time you see them."
"I'm not feeling myself today... ...would YOU do it for me?"
"Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award? Because he was always out standing in his field."
"I saw a police helicopter last night... ""Hey look, a flying pig""."
"What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you."
"Dad: relax kids, no monkey business in a nice restaurant [table over] Monkey 1: *slams briefcase shut, stands up* Monkey 2: not worth it man"
"getting a teardrop tattoo for every leaf i've accidentally stepped on"