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Joke of the Day

"Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp? Because he was a cagey bee agent."

"While fixing my neighbors car I asked her for a screwdriver... She asked if I had orange juice. We've been dating since."

"Somewhere in Africa, a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts."

"What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common? They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)"

"""KIDS, GET YOUR SHOES ON WE'RE LEAVING FOR SCHOOL IN SIX HOURS!!!"" -- Centipede parents"

"I can't wish my mom a Happy Mothers Day because she doesn't have Facebook. \_()_/ "

"Pirate ship Why did the pirate carve a topless mermaid into the front of his ship? Yar, cause wouldn't it be loverly"

"They said the kids that bullied me in school would be pumping my gas one day but 1 just got a modeling contract who do I talk to about this"

"What did the little boy say upon putting the finishing piece on his Snow man ""For the watch"""

"It's too human to go outside."