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Joke of the Day
"What does a hoverboard and a fat girl have in common? Reddit gets mad when you call them that"
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"What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software? Getting McCafe on McAfee"
"When making small talk at a tweet-up, avoid using the word ""fungus."""
"Nuclear winter ""What are you going to do if a nuclear winter comes?"" ""Throw snowballs."" ""Nuclear!"" ""With my tentacles!"""
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've tripping all day."
"Barista won't write ""Air Bud was bullshit"" on my coffee cup. We've been arguing for 20 minutes. HE'S A DOG THAT PLAYS BASKETBALL"
"What do Ryan Lochte and the water in Rio have in common? They're both full of shit."
"Why did Chewbacca cross the road? WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!"
",,,,,, Find me a rainbow. I never understand lyrics anyway."
"I started writting an autobiography but I gave up... Story of my life."