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Joke of the Day

"What does a hoverboard and a fat girl have in common? Reddit gets mad when you call them that"

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"Twitter handles are what would happen if the DMV let everyone put whatever they wanted on their license plates."
"Reddit's integrity"
"If I'm ever on Jeopardy I hope the final category isn't ""Can You Tell These Mumford & Sons Songs Apart."""
"What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes? Reddit"
"[NSFW] What's the difference between a bucket of dead babies and a pile of sex toys? The bucket."
"Sign language is pretty handy."
"Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board? To contact those on the other side."
"A man was arrested for marrying two ugly women... He was charged with pigamy."
"Never take a Chess enthusiast to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths!......It'll take them an hour to pass the salt!!!"