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Joke of the Day

"What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you."

"Two parrots were sitting on a perch One says to the other... Do you smell fish?"

"*Brings 8 year old back to hospital nursery with receipt* This one doesn't listen anymore...Can I get a new one?"

"My wife thinks I'm cheating on her. Because none of our kids look like her."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb. One, but the light bulb has to really want to change."

"My mom yelled at me when I said I have never used a condom. Then I told her it was because I'm a virgin at 24 years old. So, my dad yelled at me instead."

"What is a Thai person's finishing fight move. Bangkok."

"I bought a new boomerang... but I couldn't throw away my old one."

"I saw a lady texting and driving today I was furious. I rolled down my window, and threw my beer at her."

"Me and my brother buried the hatchet last night! We dumped the hooker in the lake though."