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Joke of the Day

"Republican Health Plan Since Republicans are dismantling Obamacare, they wanted to coin a name for their new health plan. They came up with Nobodycare."

"Why hello, dear! ""trent, did you bring cue cards to read off of during our date?"" Lovely weather! ""and did you only bring two?"" Why hello, d"

"Got to admire these NFL players who are so committed to their jobs of beating the shit out of people that they do it even in their off time."

"What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil? I've never paid to have a lentil on me!"

"Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me... I thought it was a nice jester..."

"What Do You Call a Bearded Man Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins? Richard Branson."

"Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy."

"On Thanksgiving, in Soviet Russia... Turkey shoot you!"

"Why is golf better than sex? It lasts for hours and there's 18 different holes."

"What did the pirate say to the other pirate? Don't touch my booty"