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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call a Bearded Man Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins? Richard Branson."
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"r/jokes, I'm in the dentists chair with 2 cavities. Please, cheer me up."
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"I attempted smoky eye makeup for a holiday party tonight, but instead it looks like I survived a bar fight, so I'm going with that story."