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Joke of the Day

"My friend and I were hiking Me: ""That's a huge rock over there!"" Him: ""Boulder."" Me: **""That's a huge rock over there.""** EDIT: Thank you guys for the most upvoted post I've made!"

"a cannibal's favorite drink What drink does a cannibal have after a long day? a handshake!"

"Chuck Norris was born in the log cabin he built himself."

"*breaks into your house at night* *finds your bedroom* *blows on you til you wake up* HI I'M CHET CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A SECURITY SYSTEM?"

"Why do flies hate the shower? Because the only thing to eat is shampoo."

"I have to wonder why we have ""non-essential"" government employees in the first place."

"Two flying turtles found a rabbit inside a hole The rabbit cried out, ""Is it midnight?"""

"(alternate) My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house To kill the hallucinations I said She laughed. I laughed The toaster laughed I shot the dog"

"I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning... I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning and as he passes by a fish market, he shouts ""Good morning ladies!!!"""

"[caution: black joke] If a person's last name is Black, there's every chance he/she is not of African American origin. - Because slaves don't need surnames."