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"Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me... I thought it was a nice jester..."
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"I recently got a tattoo with Chinese symbols that reads, ""I don't know. I don't speak Chinese."" Then when people ask me what it means..."
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"What do you call a battered Irish Man? Mashed Potatoes."