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Joke of the Day

"On Thanksgiving, in Soviet Russia... Turkey shoot you!"

"I would tell a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."

"What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out? A Peter Parka"

"your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean."

"You'd think strip poker would be more fun but Grandpa is horrible at cards."

"What's a cannibal's favourite type of food? Finger food!"

"My walk of shame is when i'm going home from an Adam Sandler movie."

"If I had known ""cuties"" were little oranges when my wife asked me to ""bring a few home,"" I could have avoided these awkward introductions."

"Two tomatoes were sitting in a fridge... One tomato says to the other: 'Ain't it cold?' And the other replies: 'HOOOOOLY SHIT, A SPEAKING TOMATO!!!'"

"Cannibal and Girlfriend What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass."