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Joke of the Day
"It's chilly this morning. I should let my nipples do the typing."
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"Here's hoping 2013 is the year in which I finally fix the bugs in my new time machine. -garyDelaney"
"NSFW Anal With My Girlfriend When ever my girlfriend and I have anal; it makes my day, but it makes her (w)hole week"
"What do pessimists and electrons have in common There both always negative."
"I bought Fenugreek from a Drug Dealer It was a little *Methi*."
"What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids? Inconceivable."
"Knock-Knock!"
"Scotland's Independence David Cameron has said Scotland could become a third world country if they become independent. I'm not sure if things will improve to that degree, but you never know"
"One from france Do you know why 50% of women on earth will never have an orgasm? Well I can't be everywhere at the same time."
"God: Noah, I need an ark. Noah: Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter? God: Uh [huge grin] cos I'm banging his wife? [raises hand] up top?"