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Joke of the Day

"Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen? To protect himself from the harmful rays."

"Money is a good servant... ... but a bad master."

"Did anyone else go into Monsters, Inc. thinking it was going to be a movie about a really big sink?"

"Why do most black men's eyes appear bloodshot after sex? Mace."

"Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"I used to be a fan of reading Tolkien But then I kicked the hobbit"

"What piece of furniture can you always trust? A Reputable."

"It's difficult to imagine someone stealing your Viagra prescription. . . But really it wouldn't be hard."

"WTF!!!! My son just called me the N-word!! Neglectful"

"I really gotta quit drinking. Last night I got so wasted I blew chunks for hours... Chunks is my 4 year old bulldog."