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Joke of the Day

"I'm not racist! I'll have you know my childhood best friend was black, but I haven't seen him since my dad sold him."

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"What's a baby's favorite type of tea? Tit-tea"
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"How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !"
"The horror of hearing the anesthesiologist say, ""YOLO,"" as he puts you under."
"What do you call a blonde standing on her hands? A brunette with bad breath."
"Darth Vader The first black guy to admit he's a father"
"What is 34.5? 69 for midgets"