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Joke of the Day

"I'm not racist! I'll have you know my childhood best friend was black, but I haven't seen him since my dad sold him."

"Did you hear about the problem in Pakistan where smoking a scorpion gets you high? Well only the men get high, the women get stoned"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was actually a double cross. He had to cross the road in order to gain the trust of the other side."

"What's a baby's favorite type of tea? Tit-tea"

"How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog."

"How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !"

"The horror of hearing the anesthesiologist say, ""YOLO,"" as he puts you under."

"What do you call a blonde standing on her hands? A brunette with bad breath."

"Darth Vader The first black guy to admit he's a father"

"What is 34.5? 69 for midgets"