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Joke of the Day
"Mexican word of the day: Chicken Wing My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing some money."
Next Joke
"You ever seen a Polish trailer? And..here we are."
"[first date] I'm sorry, I fiddle when I get nervous ""That's okay"" Yeah.... *jams out epic fiddle solo for the rest of the date*"
"That Gorilla from Ohio.... and the small black boy. Utter mismatch. James vs. Curry"
"25- 35 year olds"
"Me: My blood pressure is sky high. I need to get my affairs in order. Him: Make a will? Me: I was thinking flings with hot men, but OK."
"You know what the best thing is about being a narcissist? Me."
"what sex position produces the ugliest babies? Ask your parents"
"I can't believe my roommate thinks I have boundary issues... at least that's what her diary said."
"I feel like a mentally disabled person with an Australian accent would be the most annoying thing ever."