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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Japanese boy who just got beat by his dad after getting got masterbating? A fap happy jappy with a slap happy pappy."

"""Look we LOVE the script for 'Murder Bees', just change the name to 'My Girl' and you've got yourself a movie!!"""

"Kanye West tweeted that Bill Cosby is innocent? This is the last straw. He just lost my vote in 2020."

"I just saw someone eat 12 dozen custard donuts It looked like a gross meal"

"You know what I'd like for Christmas, mom? I'd like you to stop treating me like a child. Also I'd like some money and some new socks."

"""Sir... your family is dead. APRIL FOOLS!!!! Kidding!!! Your son made it! He's in a coma! OMG You shoulda seen your face!"" - Worst ER doc"

"What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements? A parent, Lee."

"TIL Abortion doctors are also called spawn campers"

"Racecar spelt backwards is still racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died"

"Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!"