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Joke of the Day
"Two guys stole a calendar They both got six months"
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"A cunt. What do you call someone who reads the punchline first and then the rest of the joke?"
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"What did fish say when she hit the wall ? Dam(n) !!!"
"How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb? None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw."
"My mom called and gave me the weekly weather report. I can't wait to do this to my kids."
"What's the difference between Britain and Australia? When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse."
"What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?? Cancer"
"What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? oral sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak"
"Speed-dating, but it's just me going from table to table stealing fries from unsuspecting couples gazing longingly into each other's eyes"