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Joke of the Day
"Two guys stole a calendar They both got six months"
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"Well, that escalated quickly! http://imgur.com/Sjrxt6L"
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"A pessimist, optimist and feminist Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Feminist: The glass is raped"
"My boss noticed I shaved before coming in to the office today then he told me if i wanted to keep my job I would have to start keeping my pants on"