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Joke of the Day
"Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake."
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"Don't cry because it's over, smile because you were able to steal 12 of his hoodies."
"'Benjamin Button.' 'BENJAMIN WHO?' 'Benjamin' 'WHO'S THERE?' 'Knock knock!'"
"Girls always tell me I'm a chick magnet... ...set to repel."
"Anyone else think Mexican and African jokes are pretty much all the same? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!"
"Walking condoms Two condoms are walking down the street. As they pass a gay bar one turns to the other and says.... you wanna go inside and get shit faced?"
"What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a homosexual? A megasauranus."
"Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window If it gets any worse i'll have to let her in"
"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"
"What is the similarity between an airplane and a woman? The cockpit"